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  • Bloody Bukake and Sloe Gin Hash #1372

    Thursday, February 14, 2019 - 6:30pm | Mary Ann Street Park 54-66 Mary Ann St Ultimo

    Bloody Bukake and Sloe Gin are the hares.
    Circle up in the park in Mary Ann Street Ultimo, it's a 10 minute walk from Central Station, and Railway Square on George Street, or the Paddys Market Light ail stop.

  • Snatchsquatch Hash #1371

    Thursday, February 7, 2019 - 6:30pm | Wentworth Park Wentworth Park Rd Glebe

    Meet in Wentworth Park Ultimo.
    Snatchsquatch will set us a trail to remember.
    The On Inn is the Friend in Hand Hotel, Cowper Street, Glebe.

    • What to bring
    Running gear, $10 bucket fee (unless you have prepaid) and a sense of humour

  • Red Dress Run Hash #1370

    Saturday, February 2, 2019 - 2:00pm | Observatory Hill Park 1001 Upper Fort St Millers Point

    Massive Cock Check and Queen Cum A Lot are the hares doing another A to B run that will start at the rotunda at Observatory Park end at another famous Sydney Park to be revealed during the run. A special On Inn will be announced at circle.

  • Cock Hound's Virgin Hare Hash #1369

    Thursday, January 31, 2019 - 6:30pm | Cook and Phillip park 1 Boomerang place Woolloomooloo

    Boob Lube and Whore on Drugs will assist Cock Hound in her first haring experience.
    Circle up in Cook and Philip Park, below St Marys Cathedral, an easy walk from St James or Martin Place railway stations or buses along Elizabeth Street.

  • Catch Muddy Cock If You Can Hash #1368

    Thursday, January 24, 2019 - 6:30pm | Harry Noble Reserve 104-104A Swanson St Erskineville

    Catch Muddy Cock if you can is the (early) Straya Day Live Hare Hash. Muddy Waters and Cockaburra will be your Hare for this evening, showing you the best parts of the inner west, and some questionable areas.

  • Carry On Camp(perdown)ing with Nipped Hash #1367

    Thursday, January 17, 2019 - 6:30pm | Camperdown Memorial Rest Park Church St Newtown

    Nipped in the Blood is the Hare

  • Celebrating The Bells Saturday Hash #1366

    Saturday, January 12, 2019 - 4:00pm | Bells Hotel 1 Bourke St Woolloomooloo

    The Bells Hotel has been a staple Hash Friendly pub for Sydney Thirsty since STH3 started in 1997.
    The Miles family, who have been great supporters of Thirsty, have now sold The Bells and will be moving out in January 2019.
    So we're having one last Hurrah at the Bells.

  • Two Dogs Sucking Legless Hash #1365

    Thursday, January 10, 2019 - 6:30pm | Park near Little Alfred Tennis 1 Whaling Rd North Sydney

    Two Dogs and Fellatio Horn Blower are the hares.
    They say it was never a good idea to bat after Bradman. The same may be said about setting a trail after DMR. Still, Two Dogs Farking (sic) and I like a challenge and bring to you the Two Dogs Sucking Legless Run this Thursday 10 Jan.

  • 60 Years 60 Beers Hash #1364

    Saturday, January 5, 2019 - 3:00pm | Ivanhoe Park Ivanhoe Park Botanical Gardens, Manly Sydney

    There must be some advantage to growing up with the music of Frankie Valli and Herman's Hermits, watching black & white TV, listening to AM radio and recording a mix onto reel-to-reel (hint: it's not about fishing).

  • Ring in the New Spanner Year Hash #1363

    Thursday, January 3, 2019 - 6:30pm | Muston Park 375 Penshurst Street Chatswood

    Ring Spanner is your Hare.
    Meet in Muston Park, Chatswwod.
    It's a ~30 minute bus ride from Wynyard Station bus stand R or S in Clarence Street on buses M40, 272 or 194
    or it's a 30 minute walk from Chatswood railway station
    On Inn will be posted when they become available.

  • Goon Bag Two Step Hash #1362

    Thursday, December 27, 2018 - 6:30pm | Mort Bay Park Mort Road Balmain

    Massive Cock Check and Boob Lube unite for a Silly Season Selebration.
    It's post Xmas, pre New Year, you've probably got the day off work so why not celebrate and if you haven't got the day off, come and commiserate.

  • Santa Dash Hash #1361

    Thursday, December 20, 2018 - 6:30pm | The Rotunda Observatory Hill Sydney

    Ron Jeremy and Ringspanner are your Jolly Santas.
    Ho Ho Ho, wear your gay apparel (Xmas that is)
    Celebrate the season.

  • Thirsty Xmas Party

    Saturday, December 15, 2018 - 7:00pm | The World Bar 24 Bayswater Road Kings Cross

    Come join us for our annual festive Be Naughty NOT Nice Party! (Save Santa the trip!)

    7pm – midnight | Exclusive Room & Bar
    Band from 8pm, GYPSY’S LOST BOYS
    Finger Food | Dress Code, Smart Casual

  • Miss Queenie's Naughty School Girl Run Hash #1360

    Thursday, December 13, 2018 - 6:30pm | Prince Alfred Park Chalmers St and Rutland St Sydney

    Queen Comes A Lot is the hare.
    She's a known school girl wrangler.
    So come dressed as your finest school girl and let Queenie have her way with you.

    Prince Alfred Park is right beside Central Railway, so get a train there!

  • Little Red Run Hash #1359

    Thursday, December 6, 2018 - 6:30pm | Sydney Park Princes Highway Sydney

    Little Red Cock will be your Hare, assisted by Just Jenna.
    Circle up behind the brick kilns in Sydney Park on the corner of The Princes Highway and Sydney Park Rd.
    The closest transport is St Peters Station.
    On Inn will be the Union Hotel on King Street Newtown

  • Creamy Cocks Marrickville Hash #1358

    Saturday, December 1, 2018 - 2:00pm | Enmore Park, Marrickville Cnr Enmore Road and Llewellyn Street Marrickville

    Hares Creamy Bush and Cockaburra will once again be taking you up and around the back allyways of Marrickville and Enmore for this Saturday Hash.

  • Dirty Washing Hash #1357

    Thursday, November 29, 2018 - 6:30pm | Alison Park The Avenue & Frances Street Randwick

    Sick F*ckr's famous Dirty Washing Run! Come dressed as a cleaning lady and clean up the dirty washing... (which will be numbered so you know it's ours)... no snowdropping this time :)

  • Little Black Dress Hash #1356

    Thursday, November 22, 2018 - 6:30pm | The Rotunda Observatory Hill Sydney

    Thirsty, dust off or purchase or beg, borrow or steal your Littlest of Blackest Dresses for the second cumming of the LBD run.

    Your hares Pippy Schlong Sucking and Boa Cumstrictor have prepared for your delectation and sartorial pleasure a trail of figure hugging fabulousness.

  • 40 Years Lost in Space Hash #1355

    Thursday, November 15, 2018 - 6:30pm | Bridgewater Park Margaret St Rozelle

    Your Hare Lost In Space has been hashing for 40 years, and he's still lost.
    So come and help him celebrate his 40th Hashiversary.
    Circle up : Bridgewater Park, Margaret Street, Rozelle

  • The Lavender Hash #1355

    Thursday, November 8, 2018 - 6:30pm | Watt Park, Lavender Bay Sydney

    It's Jacaranda season, so come to Lavender Bay, Wearing your prettiest lavender outfit
    Anal-A and Any Cock’ll Do, our lavender hares, will show us around the picturesque lower North Shore at it's lavender best.
    On Inn: The Commodore Hotel